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Red Wedding Red Wedding

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty funny parody.
I laughed when I realised the reason she didn't die in the book was because she wasn't in it.

Animator vs Animation III Animator vs Animation III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holyy craaaaap!

this is one hell of an animation! and it's certainly nice to see Mr. Paperclip do something useful for once. 10 and 5

Awesome Noire Awesome Noire

Rated 3 / 5 stars

i agree with the last 3 dudes

I admit i haven't actually played the game yet, but i've heard/read enough about it to know that there is a hell of a lot more to the game than this, and I know that you're capable of a lot better than this. Only so many of your recent spoofs have been to the standard of your older stuff, though the animation is pretty good. You should probably do more parts to this flash, and others especially Gears of Awesome.

Recent Game Reviews

Chao Pong Chao Pong

Rated 3 / 5 stars

this isnt actually bad

though there are a few problems. there should be a countdown to the fruit launch (and maybe it should move slower). it would also help if the chao was controlled by the mouse.
This does get a bit boring after a few minutes. you should put a score limit on it. or maybe as the scores get higher, it gets harder (maybe some spiked balls flying around, or a third chao running all over the place).

A message to the tossers below; this is called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. look it up

Artist's guide to the Gun Artist's guide to the Gun

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


and people call ME a gun nut...

StealthBeast responds:

9/10? Blasphemy!

The Gun Game The Gun Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

A very nice effort

This has too be one of the best games on this site. Lets sum it up in bulletpoints (accidental pun, sorry)

+Plenty of guns
+Lasts a while
+Great physics
+Sounds and graphics are
also brilliant

And now the bad bits

-No LMGs or sniper rifles(M14 and Karabiner don't count; no sights)
-Not enough shotguns, ARs or revolvers
-USP Expert speed challenge is impossible
-Where's the M1911 and the AUG/Steyr?
-No reload button

And now, some tips.

Upgrades would be nice, like underslung (frontmounted) attachments like a grip or grenadelauncher, or a lasersight, or different barrels, cartridges and stocks(riflebutts)
It would be cool to have different weapon paintjobs and camos, like goldplating, zebrastripe or forest camoflage.

All in all, a great game. But there are many improvements that can be made for the sequel.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Battlefield 1942 intro remix Battlefield 1942 intro remix

Rated 5 / 5 stars


only 1 fault. NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!

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Breakfast Roll Song Breakfast Roll Song

Rated 4 / 5 stars


i cant believe someone uploaded this to newgrounds

-=:The Terminator:=- (RMX) -=:The Terminator:=- (RMX)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...freakin' epic

probably the best version of the terminator ive ever heard! Plus this if you think they should use this in the next film.

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Recent Art Reviews

Yiffmasters Arcanine Yiffmasters Arcanine

Rated 4 / 5 stars

very nice

but wheres the lower third of the pic? its like a whole lot has just been cut off

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Lady Luck Lady Luck

Rated 4 / 5 stars

and for once...

we get a cliched stereotyping of irishness that's actually enjoyable
cheers mate

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Rosechu Rosechu

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hang on

if this is 'a completely original character by Chris Chandler', then why does it look like a complete ripoff of amy rose? not that im complaining, of course...

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